Mike (M): Am I doing anything special?

JS: Are you having like jambalaya, chicken, black-eyed peas?

M: No. I should be.

JS: You should be doing something. Maybe put up the Confederate flag in honor of his birthday. Because he's from the South, and that's a southern flag. And I don't care what anybody says. You know get over that, "Oh it's a hate flag, it's a racist flag." That's just a modern connotation. The flag of Dixie, the Stars and Bars, symbolizes a great point of history in our country where a lot of great Americans struggled to be free.

M: Lots and lots.

JS: No matter which side they're on, they're fighting for what they believed in.

JS: Aren't the retailers into this holiday?

M: I can't imagine they're not.

JS: I mean can't they have like sheet specials? No, that would be (laughter)

M: We better play a song! (laughter)

JS: No sheet specials today! (laughter)

JS: You think you'd like to join the volunteer army and just go over there and be a peacekeeper in Afghanistan?

M: Do I get a gun?

JS: I'm sure you could find one.

M: Do I get to shoot?

JS: A couple bucks.

M: But do I get to shoot people?

JS: Hey, everybody gets to shoot over there.

M: Then yes.

JS: You get bored, you just shoot in the air.

M: No.

JS: You know, you just move it around the corner and shoot.

M: That's like shooting cans. It's fun for a while.

JS: It gets boring.

M: I want a moving target.

JS: How many Afghanis can you shoot?

M: (laughter) What's the limit on Afghanis?

JS: I don't know. (laughter)

M: There's got to be a limit.

JS: I don't know, maybe, no, no occasion to shoot females. (laughter)

M: Well that's a good rule.

JS: And you can only get them in season.

M: Yeah, I wonder what the Afghani season would be, and what's the limit per day?

JS: Well, I think they kind of cool it for the wintertime. So there must be, like maybe they were in the rut the last couple of months.

M: Yeah, right. (Laughter)

M: Yeah, I'd go if I could have a gun. I can't have one here.

JS: I wonder if you could bait them. You know, like maybe, drag like a blue, what are they, what's that, a burka.

M: The burka.

JS: Maybe get like a mannequin on wheels with a burka and just, you know, pull it through town with a rope real quick. (laughter)

M: Get it on a runner.

JS: Yeah, and you could bait them.

M: Oh man. (Laughter)

JS: We're trying hard to lose our license.

M: Yeah, we are.

JS: No we're not. We're just, you got to fun. There's nothing wrong with what we're saying. Ya know, 'cause you know people talk this way.

Louie (caller): Do I send in my license form to you guys, is that where I get my license for Afghanis?

JS: You know, Fish and Game just had their public hearing down there and I don't remember it coming up. But I'm pretty sure (laughter), I don't think you have to wear hunter orange over there.

Louie: I was just wondering what the limit was?

M: That's what I'm wondering.

JS: Maybe 30, because that's all a clip holds.

M: Right.

Louie: Oh hey, there you go.

M: But it's a heck of a stringer.

JS: It may be as many as you can haul in a red Toyota crew cab truck. (Laughter)